the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair
I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula
by UnattentiveApple April 16, 2011
to shoot your load on a womans face!
last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
by 40oz.killa November 07, 2006
When you cum on a girls back and then you put your belly button lint in the middle of it.
Sallys back looks like a spider web
by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! October 31, 2010
scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money
"Hey where did you get this?"
by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010
A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair
Im gonna give that bitch a spiderweb
by Mike Smith October 02, 2004
A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing
"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"
by Walt Meyers June 09, 2008
When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web
I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web
by Netheo March 01, 2008
The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!
Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.
by J-Rizzles August 26, 2008