| 1. | Spider-X | ||
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A badass HALO 2 player Dude, you just got owned by Spider-X!
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| 2. | Christmas Spider | ||
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The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees. Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well. "Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"
"Christmas Spider's are our friends!" "My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year." |
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| 3. | Spider | ||
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A pimp like reploid who uses playing cards as a weapon as a tribute to X-Man character Gambit. He later sacrifices himself to save X and Zero but in reality it was all an act by Redips who posed as Spider to get Supra Force Metal. Spider is Redips spelled backwards LOLOL!!!!
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| 4. | hide | ||
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hide was a brilliant musician, full of talent, who shocked all of the world with his tragic suicide on May the second, 1998, at 8:30 PM. He came home drunk and had hung himself on his bathroom door with a towel. He's known for working with X Japan and Spread Beaver, and always had flaming pink hair which earned him the nickname "Pink Spider", which was the name of one of his most well-known songs. It's a rumour that this song was a suicide note in disquise. His name is always in lower case letters 1: I dearly miss hide.
2: Long live the Pink Spider! |
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| 5. | /X\(';..;')/X\ | ||
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A spider, rarely used on message boards, but a great work of ASCII art. Person 1: I hate spiders, they are freaks of nature.
Person 2: /X\(';..;')/X\ Person 1: O_O' |
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| 6. | Gaucho Theory | ||
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The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.
Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com. The Gaucho Theory Discovered
ElGaucho56: "Well, it's finally clear: 1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider 2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam 3. Create internet meme 4. Profit" Hawkeye05: "Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!" |
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| 7. | Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx ) | ||
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Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?" "Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"
Tiny spiders= Tiny women Large spiders= Large women Black widows= Angry Feminists Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians |
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