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8. spider monkey
When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)
Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night
1. Spider Monkey
A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.
by Instigator Oct 20, 2004 add a video
2. spider monkey
The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
by calven Mar 21, 2003 add a video
3. Spider monkey
A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.
Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.
4. Spider Monkey
The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
Spider Monkey That Hoe!
5. Spider Monkey
When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night
6. Spider Monkey
A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
7. Spider Monkey
Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw
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