| 1. | spider-man 3 | ||
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well suck my ass and call me a bitch... contrary to my other definition, venom WILL be in it. The second villain will be the sandman. Gwen Stacy will be in it too. The teaser poster has spider-man wearing a black suit. However, venom may show up for sm4. The release date is still set for may 4 2007. a teaser trailer for spider-man 3 will be shown with the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby on august 4. the full trailer is expected to be shown with ghost rider a few months before the movie opens.
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| 2. | Spider-man 3 | ||
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Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.
This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories. Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man? Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number Peter thrusts for way to long in public Topher Grace is Eddie Brock' Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3 |
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| 3. | spider-man 3 | ||
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a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it. a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!
moviegoer - you're fucking retarded.. |
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| 4. | Spider-Man 2 (2004) | ||
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Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets. Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man. Spider-Man: See ya! Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend! Peter Parker: What do you want? Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock. Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is. Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones... (Tentacle snaps at Peter) Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her... Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what? Spider-Man: Where is she? Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk. (they fight) (Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator) Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man: Thanks. Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it? Spider-Man: I made it. (pause) Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable... Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy... (pause) Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too. Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that. Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore. (tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius) Spider-Man: Here's your change! |
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| 5. | hows the pie | ||
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a phrase taken from an awkward scene in the film Spider-man 3. It can be used in palce of "how's your day" or"how are you" and the response , if the person is well, should be "sooo good :D"
person 1: Hows the pie, man? person2: sooooo good :D
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| 6. | Eddie Brock | ||
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A sexual act in which a man is engaged in intercourse with a woman and when the man is near or at climax, many persons(more is better) suddenly enters the place in which the act is taking place and begins rapidly taking photographs with the flash. The man should strike a Spider Man related pose. John was nailing this chick last night and seven of his buddies and I where hiding in the next room. On cue, we rushed in and totally Eddie Brocked that chick while he gave a classic spider man pose.
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| 7. | Venom | ||
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One of Spider-Man's enemies. Venom's real name is Eddie Brock. He has teamed up with Spider-Man from time to time, and is displayed as a tragic hero much of the time, trying to save innocents but killing the criminals who have caused them harm. He is a large, black-suited creature with sharp teeth and a long tongue, large white eyes, and a white spider emblem on his chest and back. The Venom in Spider-Man 3, who was purple and the same size as Spider-Man, was a pitiful fucking excuse for Venom.
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