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Closely related to fly on the wall.
In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity. The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls. Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone. Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower. Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad. "She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
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| 2. | poppito | ||
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The nickname of the celebrity pig latin singer El' Prontina Luaka. His voice has been described as waterfalls of nectar flowing down the river of the soul. If ever you feel the need to toast poptarts call out "POPPITO" and he will fly through your doggy door (provided you have a dog) and heat your poptarts with his beautiful tanned face until they are golden brown. Upon finishing his task spiders will tidy your apartment with their spider fingers and the couple lived happily ever after. "POPPITO" - Larry yelled after buying a packet of strawberry poptarts. And the above took course....
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| 3. | Spider Dreams | ||
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Having a bad trip after dropping LSD.
Seems like a spider's acidic threads are wrapping around the person's thought waves and will never stop. Some people never come out (fly caught in a spiderweb). It's like those hippies that never came out of Acid trips back in the 70's, only now the drug has become more intense, and mixed/laced with other drugs, leading to a better chance of going wrong. -What are Spider Dreams, Candi_Mouse?
Candi_Mouse- Remmber the S.E. Hinton book they gave us as a scare tactic in fifth grade?And the acid trip where the kid was being attacked by spiders? -Yeah CandiMouse- Same thing, you just don't come out. |
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| 4. | Skyhook | ||
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An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there. When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.
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| 5. | An Old Lady | ||
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An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony. more...
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| 6. | Fuck in the Fart | ||
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This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart. "Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."
"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!" "I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart." |
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| 7. | fart | ||
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1. 1-man salute
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2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. ... |
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