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spiced ring

That feeling that ur ass-sphincter gets when it needs to release the shyte, RIGHT NOW.

Often coupled with hot-flushes and sweaty palms if u hold it.

In the worst cases of spiced ring, the slightest unexpected or jerky movement (eg: accelerating hard in a car, being suprised etc), can cause the ass-sphincter to involuntarily relax, resulting in the purging of the smelly, eggy, poo that was festering in the bowel into the undies of the victim.
He suddenly was overcome with a hot-flush, closely followed by the dreaded spiced ring. He knew he had to get that ass of his onto the pot, otherwise a very smelly and embarrasing result would surely ensue!
spiced ring by Champski October 6, 2006

White Spiced 

When you ask for your food spicy at an asian restaurant but it comes out mild because you're white and they didn't think you could handle it.
Jeff: "This Tom Yum soup was supposed to be extra spicy and it's not even making me sweat."
Bennett: "I think we got white spiced!"
White Spiced by TwineTime August 9, 2016
I am quite spiced at the moment. I just ate some cheerios.
Spiced by BobbehGetDownHere March 29, 2017

Blumpkin Spiced Latte 

Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.
Used as a verb "to spicen"
(to spicen things up)
An element providing intrest or excitement.
Mainly used in a food context but it can be used everywhere.
The soup was not flavourful, so She put a little hot sauce in there to spicen it up.

She wanted to spicen up her new haircut by adding highlights.

Spicen by nofold April 24, 2008

Captain Morgan Spiced Bum 

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night