Schleck

Noun /shlek/ A Pennsylvania Dutch word, with German origins, that describes various edibles of the junk food category including sweets, desserts, candy, soda and any other fattening snack type food.

1. "The bar mitzvah was a great time, but my physical trainer will not be happy when he finds out how much schleck I ate!"
2. "Ew Stacy! if you don't stop eating schleck you will never fit into that wedding dress!"

Schleck by Jscudder August 27, 2017

Shleck 

The most common characteristics of a Shleck;

1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.

Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."

Shleck by Fat Indian July 18, 2011

Sphlicking 

The act of trying to flick a semi moist booger that refuses to become airborne. Once it has been picked by an index finger it will stick on the thumb as it is trying to be flicked, then when it is flicked by the thumb it then sticks to index finger. This process can can go back and forth for a long period of time until it is wiped off, dried out, or simply eaten.

If you think that it was disgusting watching that chick pick her nose, you would have freaked watching her panic as she was sphlicking it back and forth while on stage.

Sphlicking by Bagabagis May 24, 2012

Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

Schleck

To lick or lap at. Commonly used in Pennsylvania Dutch slang depending on the region your family was from.

Please stop Schlecking yourself it's gross.

He's schlecking his ice cream very noisily.

Schleck by Moonbebe February 22, 2021

Spleck 

A delicious meal consisting of this, that, and a little of some other things. Most often cooked in a skillet and sometimes resembles an omelette. Quite often experimental but usually for a dish to be called Spleck, it is repeatable.

"Woman, this Spleck that you made is so tasty I'm going to pass out!"
"Why thank you. We'll have spleck again tomorrow."

Spleck by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

sphlack 

when an individual would like to engage in any form of sexual intercourse with another individual but a relationship is not required. This is more associated with a one night stand or a fuck friend then making love or being in a relationship with the individual. If they are going out, then it means they wanna fuck the shit out of eachother.

Damn he's so fine, i wanna sphlack!

sphlack by marianalis March 8, 2008