Sphinctacular
Sphinctacular by Woodbilly July 20, 2012
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Sphinctaphone
A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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Sphinctard
A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.
1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
Sphinctard by Construction Guy August 8, 2009
sphinctascope
A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
sphinctascope by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
sphinctaphone
A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
spintastic
This is a term mostly used by those involved with Wheel of Fortune. It means fantastic, but the "fan" is changed to "spin", referencing the wheel in the popular game show. Pat Sajak, the host, has said this phrase a few times, which is how it stuck with the audience.
spintastic by KannaACNH October 23, 2022