sphinkitus 

a condition of the sphincter / anus that is cause by eating spicy fast food. The symptoms are. A large amount of gas, very smelly farts, runny stool and can be accompanied by pain.

Person 1: what is that smell?. person 2: I just went to "el chepo Taco". I devoloped sphinkitus!

sphinkitus by Faltulus Maxumus May 20, 2009

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009

sphinkter 

ass hole

Ass sphinkter says, what?

sphinkter by ansf g February 4, 2004

sphinkle 

The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.

Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.

Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.

Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.

sphinkle by Sphinklemonster July 19, 2011

Regina Sphinkter

When someone encircles your butthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your pooper. Surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. Named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist Regina Spektor.

Me: Dude, Wayne gave me a Regina Sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew I was such a filthy, filthy whore!

Them: Um, everyone?

Me: That's beside the point! Reg Sphinks rule!!!!

Regina Sphinkter by Analisa Colonoscipa February 24, 2011

spinkspadoodle 

The swirly lights you see when you are high; Your brain cells dying

Me:Dude I was chillin this weekend and totally saw spinkspadoodles
Alicia: SPINKSPADOODLE!!!

spinkspadoodle by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

sphinkter wink 

When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim.

What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm

When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.

I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.

sphinkter wink by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005