brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

spildo 

A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.

I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!

spildo by bonerman19 July 9, 2009

spald 

VERB
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.

Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.

spald by William Welder August 2, 2007

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

wild spalding by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

spaldonian 

A spaldonian is someone that knows everything about spalding, they eat, drink and breath spalding. They know where everyone and everything is.

James is a spaldonian

spaldonian by Spaldonian 123 February 6, 2019

c is dat speld rong? 

YES

C is dat speld rong? - Tara Gilesbie

c is dat speld rong? by EKimLipse November 8, 2023

Spaldy

Adjective, Use to describe modified cars that are done really badly. Usually on tiny cars, small engines, big stereos. Usually Micra's or Punto's.

Can also be tagged onto badly accessorised people.

Jesus look at the state of that car! It's spaldy! Dopey Bastard!

Spaldy by Adam Fogarty August 16, 2006