"Oh that's brutal, no spey for him or his green crocs."
A failing student needs a 100% on his Calculus test to pass, and after correctly completing all but one question, the student is stumped on the last one. After spending a good twenty minutes thinking about this problem, (and alternate options upon expulsion if he got it wrong) the student gets it right. In celebration, the student bursts out
"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"
"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"
After struggling for a decade to get pregnant, a couple beginning to search adoption plans. However, after a three day getaway vacation to Las Vegas, the wife noticed she missed her period. Five months later, the wife went in for her usual check up, but on the way her water broke. After a stressful C-Section delivery, with many doubts on behalf of the infants health, the child is delivered successfully. With relief, the father says,
"Wow honey, spey your performance. Spey the boy too, I always wanted one. We shall call him Skoal."
(Spey as a verb) "Wow, I'd spey her all night. She would have to take two speying BC pills the next mourning"
A group of males in the parking lot after school, throw in yomps. One male, an avid dipper puts in half a tin.
"Dear Lord, spey your pinch!"
"No spey for my wife leaving the kitchen without permission"
"No spey for the exam putting on a condom before raping me"
"I smoked one-fifth last night down in Chillenville, spey Hindu Kush"