What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.
I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.
by I was sperm December 27, 2009
white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg
Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.
by Mike Cunt April 10, 2003
Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.
Sperm fertilizes an egg.
Semen is manly cum.
by Tragicalrocker November 14, 2003
a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber
Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
Baby maker!
im ur baby! dont eat me!
by kid March 22, 2004
Street slang for penis pudding.
Sperm came out of my penis.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008
Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.
Why swallow the fun away?
by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004
n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer
As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"
by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009

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