| 1. | Sloppy Sperm Slap | ||
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The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse. After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).
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| 2. | Snowman Slap | ||
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The act of having sex with your partner and right before you ejaculate you pull out and cum into your hand. From there you slap the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a snowman. Frank gave the Ginger Kid a Snowman Slap they'd never forget.
Peter Snowman Slapped Sally when she wasn't looking. |
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| 3. | The Slap-Chop | ||
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A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex. When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional. "Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
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| 4. | SpiderDunk | ||
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To unload large amounts of sperm into your hand and slap someone with it. Yo man, I just SpiderDunked Zach today! He had cum hangin' off his face!
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| 5. | goose slap | ||
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involving two or more partners; it branches off like a vainy choad from the oral sex family and makes its way into your pants. At the point of climax for the male/unknown gender, the climax may be intensified by clappsing the mouth of the partner performing the favor thus increases the amount of suction force on the erect penis, this action directs the flow of the sperm at a faster rate giving the sweet rush of adrenaline time to be felt by the much realived person/s... 'this bitch will get a goose slap if she doesnt swallow'
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| 6. | Rock Slap | ||
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A type of slap in which a male ejaculates onto his hand then sprinkles cat litter over the sperm-covered area then proceeds to slap someone. Who the hell would do this? "you filthy whore you wanna to get rock slapped?"
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| 7. | Cottage Cheese Catastrophe | ||
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The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face. Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe. |
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