a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.
susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom
by D. hoff March 16, 2004
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the act of ejaculating into biscuit batter before cooking it, then possibly tricking a dumb bitch into eating it
i tricked her into eating sperm biscuits! mmmm mmm good!
by creativecursing July 17, 2009