World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.
Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords
Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>
(2) one who freaks out for no reason
(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"