Spend Time With the Dying Dog 

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

Spend Time With the Dying Dog by Caders21 March 23, 2022

Spend time with your brother day

Spend time with your brother day on april 24th

Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!

Spend time with your brother day by scxxurge April 24, 2024

National spend time with your GF/BF day 

On February 11th is National give your girlfriend/boyfriend attention. Spend time with them and talk to them a lot

Bf:”Hey baby I just Needed to tell you I love you.”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”

National spend time with your GF/BF day by Mooooooooooooioiiiooo January 22, 2021

National Spend Time with your girl day 

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

National Spend Time with your girl day by JXDXR August 10, 2021

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

If you spend enough time around Christianity by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Sped time 

A random time in anyday when your mind just loses all of its braincells, becoming a fuckin retard for the time period

Me and the homie Timmy was hitting a bong and shit. I guess it was sped time for that nigga cuz he was acting retarded

Sped time by Mike Hawk Ismall February 5, 2020

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn 

idk

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn by __________E____________ August 11, 2018