A cool store that has some nice accesories and um stuff for adults who want to do certain...things.
Hey that dildo at Spencers is on sale.
by Eric December 29, 2004
The most epicly uber, wonderful, compassionate, trustworthy, amazing, rofltastic,sexy, the person that makes my world spin on the earths axis point, so ya ^_^. Who i love and makes me the happiest girl alive <3
Abby: So your dateing spencer now?

Me: Yes spencer is the greatest guy ever he is rofltastic

Abby: Ahh lucky im so jealous

Me: mhm thats right
by sizisluved July 21, 2009
a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.
spencers can blow me

i need a new job
by Jake L. December 16, 2006
The pedophile's garage sale
It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.
by DizzyLizzy December 22, 2006
A male with an extremely large penis. Very sarcastic and funny. Usually has sex every night, as Spencers are incredibly horny yet attractive creatures.
"Man, did you hear about what Spencer did with Lola last night?"

"Yeah dude...they had sex. Wait doesn't Spencer have sex every night?"
by Taylorissocooool February 25, 2010
Greatest fuckin' store in the known world. Carries sex toys, dirty t-shirts/keychains/stickers, jewelery, Happy Bunny, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy etc.
Ask us, we'll probably teach you how to properly use a whip!
White Boy: Yo bra, let's check out Spencers yo!
Spencers Bee-yotch: Hey, guy, your hat is on backwards.
You're...you're white.
by Ivanna Tinkle June 18, 2005
A store that sells f---d up merchandise. Not a store to take small children to.
I love Spencers. I buy all my keychains and magnets from Spencers.
by Saints July 15, 2004

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