a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.
spencers can blow me

i need a new job
by Jake L. December 16, 2006

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a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet
he was being such a spencer to her last night, it was so cute :)
by yuuuuuuuoidf November 24, 2007

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Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.
"Dude you're so cool, you're such a spencer!"
by Senior Awesome January 16, 2008

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A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.
Girl: "Hey Spencer?"

Spencer: "What?"

Girl: "I love you."

Spencer: "I love you too."

Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."

Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."
by SmokeyTheBearSMOKESpOTaLOT June 13, 2009

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A male posessing BAMF-like qualities, also very good looking.
Damn, you see that Spencer? Him and Bovice just got shot and are still standing!
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Meaning Big Dick or the sexiest person ever, Gets a ton of Pussy, Fuck MILFS.
"Man thats so Spencer" "I wish I was Spencer"
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Having the biggest dick.
I love to suck a guy with a Spencer!
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An awesome kid who dominates everyone. Described as God or the Almighty King. Extremely good looking and very smart. In great shape, and can beat up anyone. Average 6 foot, 180 lbs. Someone you do not want to mess with.
"Who is the kid that beat Chuck Norris in a fight?"
-Spencer.

"I heard that someone hit a 590 ft. home-run?
-O yea, it was Spencer.

"Did you hear that Spencer swam across the Pacific Ocean?"
-Yea I heard. He also just won the Nobel Peace Prize.
by BigDigg June 05, 2009

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