spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

spending the morning gold 

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

spending the morning gold by time-it August 21, 2010

Spencering 

The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.

I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!

Spencering by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019

Spencing out 

To lose control of oneself, utterly and completely, and to exude douche.

Named for Spencer Pratt's behavior on the Mtv reality show The Hills.

"what the fuck were you THINKING forgetting to roll my car windows up homie?!! don't you read the weather report?? FUCK!!!"

"dude, you're spencing out. be cool."

Spencing out by $600 June 17, 2009

Stenching 

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

Stenching by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Spencing Out 

The name given to those who act out immaturely, like Spencer Pratt's meltdown on I'm a Celebrity, Get my Out of Here.

Person #1: "Oh, boohoohoo! Blah, blah, blah!"
Person #2: "Dude, you're totally Spencing Out."

Spencing Out by CCSchott June 16, 2009

Speecing

Speecing is the act of moving at a high speed on all fours, and originates from the word "spider". Speecing is a competitive sport and lifestyle for many speecers.

Speece- noun
Speecing- verb
Speecer- a person who practices this act!

"The weather is perfect for speecing, want to come speece with us?"

Speecing by Speeceinpeace27 April 26, 2021