f-r-e-e that spells free 

Well i was shopping for a new car which ones me?
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad i didn't know my credit was whack and now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E that spells free. creditreport.com baby

Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses getting laughed at!
F-R-E-E that spell free. creditreport.com baby!

bro that sure is a creditreport.com moment ahah
f-r-e-e that spells free is when

f-r-e-e that spells free by Gaming_Gaming November 2, 2021

Casting Spells 

Another way of saying you farted

Dude I've been casting spells on my roommates pillow maybe he'll get pink eye.

Casting Spells by Randy Stuker February 4, 2009

bucket spells 

Nick name given to rednecks or country bumpkins that play Magic the Gathering. Usually outside on their rickety front porch playing on buckets.

Hey Nabe, let's play some bucket spells. dengalenglinglinngaa

bucket spells by Cds September 13, 2004

Semen Spells 

The act of casting spells on somebody using ejaculation from the penis. Often, people dress up as wizards and witches and engage on casting semen spells on each other. The effect of a semen spell to the face can result in blindness/blurred vision, seeing white spots, or having a weird taste in your mouth. If a semen spell is casted upon a female's vagina, this can and will cause pregnancy. BE WARNED: You MUST be experienced before casting semen spells on others, they can be very messy, and dangerous.

Whoa, he just launched some crazy semen spells all over that ho', that's one experienced wizard!

Semen Spells by DANKNISS January 8, 2012

bad spells

when you have horrible spelling and my friend (named aiden) says
“you guys have bad spells”
y/n : wtf aiden

and you proceed to harass him about it till he dies

“You guys have bad spells.”

bad spells by fynnbugz February 28, 2023

Smells like monkey ass 

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

Smells like monkey ass by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.

"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*

Yer da sells the Avon by purefanny565 August 29, 2016