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Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.
Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022
Related Words

Spalistoway 

a very offensive word that means "motherfucker" in some made up language
Guy: Hey dude, want to go to my place?
Guy: Can't my mother is such a Spalistoway so she said no
Guy: Yeah, your mom is a total Spalistoway
Spalistoway by hasjfisdjfkm September 19, 2023
1) A term commonly used to classify those who discriminate against people who spell incorrectly.

2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly.

3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer.

4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular.

5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary.
1) Wow I lost 10 marks for incorrect spelling and grammer. Mr. Stevantha is so Spellist!

2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays.

3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world!

4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism.

5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell.
spellist by Johnathon Matthews January 9, 2009
Someone who hates or has bias thoughts toward an entire species.
I'm not a racist, if anything im specist I hate all of you humans.
Specist by Mr.Pizzacoli<~~ August 4, 2019

splister 

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.
Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'
splister by Ma-Cheese-Moe November 10, 2007
The act of discriminating against a specific species
Is that a monkey, I hate monkeys. God Kade that’s so specist.”
Specist by Yooooothat May 15, 2019