I am speeed 

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

I am speeed by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

Speedlin 

v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.

"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!

Speedlin by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006

speeled 

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

speeled by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

Speedling 

It's a starcraft unit originally called "zerling". When they have speed evoluted they are called speedlings.

OMG! Yellos is going for a 9 pool speedling rush!

Speedling by Walalo November 15, 2010

Speegle 

The most hardcore person you'll meet. He's the best at everything and he also has a huge cock, is smart, athletic, funny, a great drummer, can sing, a chick magnet, and is a complete dream guy for all girls. Well he's just better than you no matter what.

Oh look at Speegle over there I'd love to get laid by him.

Speegle is the best guy I know no one is better than him.

Speegle by murk shit July 23, 2009

Speedline 

Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.

I'm down to speedline this last point 2.

Speedline by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010

spheel 

an instruction, lecture or beratement.

after Josey's spheel about school safety, I was ready to climb the flagpole just to spite her.

spheel by Jo Diggerman May 31, 2005