Top Definition
speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.
I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!
by Kowulz May 09, 2007
2 more definitions
Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.
Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."
by pee-more March 28, 2010
It applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace ... but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.
Susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.
by RealMama March 30, 2011

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×