| 1. | rung up | ||
|
Slang among officers of the law for giving someone a speeding ticket. He got rung up for doing 80 on the freeway.
|
|||
| 2. | speeding motorist | ||
|
This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first. "I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"
"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me." "I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed." "She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist." |
|||
| 3. | speeding ticket | ||
|
a crime that requires
1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns 2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it 3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates. It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits. So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!! 175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......
|
|||
| 4. | Chipmunking | ||
|
The act of speeding up a song to make the voice high-pitched, like a chipmunk. It originates from the cartoon/band/movie/phenomenon Alvin and the Chipmunks Dude, that song would be so funny if you chipmunked it.
Chipmunking makes songs funny |
|||
| 5. | Speeding Like a Plum | ||
|
When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping. (carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game! Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum! |
|||
| 6. | Asian Driver | ||
|
-American Rice-Rocketeer: these are young, American born Asians who drive supped-up Japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car. They are most annoying on the freeway, where they drive in the middle lane at 60MPH and always keep a 40 car distance between themselves and the car in front of them. They also have the fascinating tendency to not base their speed off of what their speedometer says, but by who is trying to pass them. This leads to them speeding up when you approach and slowing down when you get stuck and have to slow. Sometimes, Rice-Rocketeers trade in their brethren's cars and buy BMW's. However, they still act the same way. Also, it must be noted that this particular breed of Asian Driver has the curious tendency of backing their car up into parking spaces as opposed to driving into them. This always results in about 5 re-tries that hold up other parkers waiting their turn, and also tends to lead to a poor parking job with their car twisted or crooked in the space. No known answer for this strange, seemingly detrimental ritual has yet been found. Hey look, theres an Asian Driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a Rice Rocketeer. He could prolly smoke any of us with that car!
No way man, he's going 62mph, and he's gonna keep going 62mph. What a fricken waste of a supped up engine then! |
|||
| 7. | doing ninety | ||
|
Going fast, speeding up We were doing ninety up the road
|
|||
