I am speeed 

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

I am speeed by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

deep-seeded 

An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."

Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.

deep-seeded by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

Scapegoat Speeder by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Sped Speeder 

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

Sped Speeder by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

speeled 

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

speeled by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

seeded up 

Pregnant, as in growing a seed inside of you.

"I ran into Donna the other day and she was mad seeded up. I didn't even know she was expecting."

seeded up by crocka August 4, 2008

follow the speeder 

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

follow the speeder by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007