Speedwagon 

An honest and pure street thug turned rich businessman who spent his whole life dedicated to a guy and his descendants just because he didn't kick him in the face as hard as he could have (though he may also have been in love with him)

Even Speedwagon is afraid!!!

Speedwagon by Varkarrus February 14, 2017

Speedwagon 

Best waifu in the jojo universe. He has a dope hat and a multimillion dollar company.

Everyone: omg! Speedwagon-sama is so kawaii!!!!

Speedwagon by Deton8 July 9, 2019

Spicy Speedbag 

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.

Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!

Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014

spEEDwaGoooon 

Something you say when you are Stroheim and you just say "SpeeeedwagOOOnnnn" For no reason with a mocking tone.

"spEEDwaGoooon"

spEEDwaGoooon by KjIoRtSaTrEoNWRYYY November 2, 2019

Speedwagon 

To gain confidence of another trying to encourage you.

“Jojo I’ll speedwagon you until you achieve victory!”

Speedwagon by Joseph Joestar best April 2, 2019

Speedwagon 

The best waifu in the entire universe. His cute and sexy ways make him the most irresistible waifu on earth. He is also very rich.

“Speedwagon is an exceptionally hot waifu.”

Speedwagon by kiroca909 July 22, 2019

Hippy Speedball 

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.

Hippy speedballs are the breakfast of champions!

Hippy Speedball by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014