Top Definition
the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

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