| 176. | Conversation Rabies | ||
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The foaming that occurs in the back of your mouth while talking at full-on motormouth speed. Usually causes discomfort and interrupts rambling conversations. Sarah: "...and then I was like, OMG that purse had Brianna's cell phone in it and I could totally hijack that and then--"
Mike: "And then..what??" Sarah: "*gulp*Yeah sorry, I got conversation rabies for a moment there. So anyways..." |
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| 177. | twist off | ||
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a twisting competition: roll a bunch of Ls while your homies roll a bunch of Ls as well. or should i say, try to roll them as well. some go for size, some for shear speed - all for aesthetics. twist offs either end with each person claiming they won for different reasons or simply by everyone smoking all the Ls and talking about how deece they all for said reasons. It would take a superior twister to earn mutual agreement if people were trying to judge. nugpuffer1: 'twist off?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?' ..... nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit' nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?' |
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| 178. | Google Expert | ||
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–noun 1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own. –adjective 2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own. I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."
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| 179. | Finger asthma | ||
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n. A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages. 18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this 18:14 Uncle: Gun addons 18:14 Uncle: More ammo 18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg 18:14 Uncle: High dmg 18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo 18:14 Uncle: But 18:14 Uncle: Make it 18:14 Uncle: like this 18:15 Uncle: You can have 18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed. 18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate 18:15 Uncle: And more ammo 18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about. |
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| 180. | blocker | ||
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A person that blocks everyone else 's progress in life. Blocker people will block you by driving slower than posted speed. or that block you by talking on cell phones while placing an order, or block you by having to call someone to ask their opinion on a possible purchase while in check out. Basically those are blockers that can't make up their mind and stand there blocking every one else from doing their tasks.
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| 181. | Unstoppable | ||
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A sex ritual in which one party dons a Denzel Washington mask and huge strap on cock (black if available) and second party lies helplessly. The first party begins at one end of the room (or suite, hallway, floor, etc.), aims the cock, and moves toward the receiving party, slowly at first, but incrementally increasing speed. Receiving party yells, "We're talking about a MISSILE!" A third party, possibly by telephone or CB radio, says, "A cock that size, coming in that fast, will VAPORIZE anything in front of it!" and "It's a missile the size of the Chrysler Building!!" Finally, all parties anticipate an event radius of 20 to 45 miles as reality sets in: the only way to stop that kind of power is to grab it by the tail and gun it in the opposite direction. Jason: How are you feeling tonight?
Trudy: Unstoppable? |
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| 182. | sweet pearl | ||
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A phrase to express annoyance, exasperation, anger.
Can also be used to express excitement, joy, etc. Can also insert fucking, or fuckin into the phrase. While driving behind someone slow: "Sweet pearl! Do the damn speed limit!" or "Sweet fucking pearl, get out of the way dumbass!!"
While talking about a concert: "Sweet fucking pearl, man! That show was epic!" In response to someone who you hear chiena: "*laugh* oh, sweet pearl, man. that chiena was hilarious!" To elongate: "SAA-weet pearl!" |
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