speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.

She must be a speed skater.

by Golfergal March 17, 2006

speed skater

sum of the coolest people on the planet
assoicated with one of the most hard core sports of there speed skating

daaanm that girl must be speed skater

by skaterfurlife January 6, 2007

speed skaters

really wide thighs, the kind tht u hav 2 pop out a ruler 4

"yo look at them legs, they so wide"
"she got them speed skaters"

by Tuckus Miwwa April 17, 2008

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022