Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends

Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.

by Tizzuck February 6, 2010

speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.

Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!

by Bear Number 1 June 22, 2007

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

by Carlbean January 9, 2021

Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013