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1. Speed Bag
The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.

"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.

"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."

"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"
2. speed bagging
To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"
You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.
3. Food stamps
1: Those who just got laid off, and need to feed their family; are going to college and had their significant other leave them with a child; or those that are working 2-3 jobs and are trying their best to support their family but its not enough.

2: The redneck inbreds that dropped out of high school and are already losing their teeth before the age of 30, buy an entire cart full of groceries with food stamps, and then another cart full of 24 pack cases of beer, and then ask for 2 cartons of cigarettes, which they pay with their own money.

3: The majority of food stamp users, of course, are the ones who come in their massive sunglasses, talking on bluetooth, acting as if they are too important to even treat the cashier as a human being, then after clicking their mile long nails that they get done at the salon every week, they reach in their Gucci brand purse and pull out a foodstamp card, only to call it "EBT" in hopes of no one in the line knowing they're on food stamps. After paying no attention to the cashier whatsoever, they stop their conversation on the phone about "Taqueishas baby daddy" to tell the cashier they want several BlacknMilds, with a pack of Swishers.

After hauling off their $600 order of crab legs, Filet mignons, and several 40 ounce bottles of beer, they shove their 3-5 kids into their Escalade equipped with spinning rims and 12" subwoofers and speed in the parking lot, rattling the eardrums of everyone.
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