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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis 

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

senior speeches 

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.
"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."
senior speeches by DeFranco March 14, 2004

speechless 

Unable to speak due to nervousness or astonishment.
I'm completely speechless.
speechless by The Human Being/Person December 25, 2016

Fuck her speechless 

v. To make a woman have multiple strong orgasms until she cannot talk.
Lisa talks almost continually except when I fuck her speechless.....but it only lasts for a few minutes.
Fuck her speechless by old one January 10, 2011

speechism 

The discrimination of a particular group of people based on the way in which they speak, otherwise known as vernacular or dialect.
Racism is to Skin Color as Speechism is to dialect.
speechism by Austin F. June 3, 2006

Speechless 

The definition of speechless according to credited sources:

- Unexpressed or inexpressible in words

This word can be used to describe several situations but the purpose of this definition is to highlight the feeling of breathlessness one feels when that special someone's perfection just can't be explained in words. It is used to adequately (yet still highly inadequately) express the way that special person makes you feel with one look, one word, one gesture, one smile... Just that person's existence can leave you... well... speechless.
You are the most amazing man and you just leave me speechless with your inner and outer beauty. Everything that you are leaves me unable to express the inexpressible. Speechless you leave she.