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speech imspediment 

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".
{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.
speech imspediment by Telephony August 13, 2020

Speech Impediment 

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.
Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.
Speech Impediment by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

Italian Speech Impediment 

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.
Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment 

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)
(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

Sergeant Speech Impediment 

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.
Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026