Speculum 

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

Speculum by Jen November 13, 2003

Speccable specculus 

This is used to describe the top of the top tier babes. Crème de la creme girls

She is a Speccable specculus.

Speccable specculus by Calillou November 10, 2020

speculous

an offshoot combination of "to speculate" and "curious", most often used to refer to when you call bs on someone's story but are still going to listen to it anyways

"i'm speculous about joe's story from the doctor"

"did he say he doesn't have AIDS"

"yeah, i let him ramble on but i call bs"

speculous by AndresG December 23, 2006

Speculum 

Anal or vaginal pry bar

The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar

Speculum by Asscaver June 1, 2013

Speculumating 

Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.

Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"

Speculumating by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013

Specuous

adjective - of a speculative and dubious nature.

The idea that privatization of many public industries would improve conditions in Chile during the 1970s was specuous. Much of this conclusion was based upon untested, and highly debated economic theory.

Specuous by EricThomson March 27, 2009

speculum 

to shit in an envelope and send it to someone.

"oh man, Tim sent me a speculum. gross"

speculum by browni September 28, 2006