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Starpoint High School

A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.
Hey didnt you guys beat Starpoint High School at the basketball game lastnight?

spearmint dick 

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.
i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.
spearmint dick by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Spearmint Split 

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

Spearmint Rhino 

The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth.
Spearmint Rhino by Wild Hog March 9, 2011

starpoint 

Eternal pit of hell, home to many demons, such as Mr. Walter, Mrs. Solly, and the supreme overlord, Mr. Chick, with his right hand man, Mr. Kline, who has many underlings.
Negative twenty degrees outside? Hah! Thats still good enough weather for school!
starpoint by IhateSchool January 16, 2004

spearmint 

Yo, that shit's spearmint!
spearmint by Chris That Guy October 25, 2007

Starpoint High-school 

Starpoint High school is a school in southern Niagara County. It is basically all the left over shit from other school districts such as Lockport North Tonawanda and Niagara-Wheatfield. It is full of wannabe thugs, hicks know as deer gang, and white spoiled brats from the surrounding deveploments. Administration and teachers, pretends to care and help the students, but they don't care. It takes 20 mins to pull into the school because of the morons that cant drive. Also the school has sport teams that are a constant disappointment. The halls are harassed by a crazy English Teacher, who sprints and sings through the halls. The most famous person from Starpoint is the Oklahoma city bomber named Timothy McVeigh. Going to the bathroom students need a teacher so we don't vape. Starpoint is just like the Gilded age new and shiny on the outside but on inside its a shit hole full of assholes and [dougebags}.
Dude do you go to Starpoint High-school?

No thank god that place is a shithole.
Starpoint High-school by BET_ME January 16, 2020