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8.
A long bladed weapon used in combat
I'll kill you with this spear!!
by Kain Vincent August 18, 2003
 
9.
(Of a woman) to have anal sex with a man using a strap-on phallus.
"It is quite uncomfortable to be speared" or "Britney spears"
by Dybeck November 27, 2004
 
10.
Front protruding hair platform, generally supported with very small amounts of product. Spear collapses when the person wearing it sweats, or when it gets wet. The Spear is at its prime when first molded in the morning, and its shape shifts as the day progresses.
A: "My Spear is much better than Pauly D's hairdo"
B: "Oh, I know."
by spearfuheva January 21, 2010
 
11.
To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 09, 2008
 
12.
Term for used for extra or "spare" drinks, usually beers. When someone has brought enough for others to a social gathering they are called "spears"
Charlie, I didn't get to stop at the store on the way, you got any spears?
by saltpalace November 11, 2009
 
13.
The act of drinking your own height in tallboys, duct-taping them together as you go, essentially creating a spear. The object of making spears is to eventually fight each other with them in a drunken riot.
Person 1: Hey Man, we're making spears tonight!
Person 2: Badass, mine's gona be the longest
Person 3: Oh ya? well I'm gona be the drunkest!
by blackcat123 June 05, 2009
 
14.
To give a particularly bad hickie.
"Did you see Ted's neck today? He got speared badly."
by AlexH October 22, 2006