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When a guy overshakes after urinating.
Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.
by Russ W. August 29, 2007
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when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.
HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!
by dix n cox January 10, 2011
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