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Slayering 

A sport played entirely inside of a moving car. The front passenger's sole duty is to think of the must over the top metal band/word/singer/ect to SCREAM at pedestrians, creating a scare. Points and responses can be tallied. Be mindful of pigs when doing this. Also, for the driver, ensure you're not approaching a red light.
Game On Kids.
*Spots a man on the street*
MUTHER FUCKING SLAYER!!!
Slayering by Dr.FeelGOOD March 14, 2005
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Snydering 

To bitch and complain constantly. To fag around all the time with dreams of naked men. To volunteer at the truck stop glory hole due to the love of the way sweaty trucker dick & cum tastes.
Hey there Snyder, how about you stop kicking cans and Snydering around all day because you couldn't go Snyder at the truck stop today.
Snydering by mrmpia December 19, 2014
Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering
Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
Spidering by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010
When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
spidering by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008

spandexing 

Something that is really awesome or sexy
Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.
spandexing by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

Speedering 

Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)
Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."

Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."
Speedering by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011

Bill Snydering 

To feign ignorance about knowing who someone is.
Are you Bill Snydering me? I know you know who Carl Weather's is.
Bill Snydering by Verne Perm July 2, 2018