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Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.
Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!
Power-spawning by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009
The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
Splawning by Funky Charley May 9, 2011

spanning 

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
spanning by poonanni May 3, 2016

Birthday spankings 

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this
Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings
Birthday spankings by Novanilla January 25, 2015

Sprawning 

Sprawning *Sprah-ning* verb: To increase ones ESP range.
As he cried out vast, sprawning, over the look that expanded over the river clearing and valley below; he felt one with all.

She thought she would sprawn out her vocabulary, and she's a greater woman for it.

Together; they sprawned *conventional diction that *conventionaly defied *conventional diction.

*traditional

*normal

Are suitable substitutions.

Spanning Out 

1. To hold your arms out as if you are quite possibly holding the world up while looking to the sky signifying what a complete and total boss you are.
2. Letting everyone know that you are in control and they are simply toys in the game your playing.
Did you see those three guys at Spinnaker's spanning out?
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with them.
Spanning Out by TheSalvation May 15, 2010