n. A woman who turns straight men gay
"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"
When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.
I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.
1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.
2. a synonym for a large amount
1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.
A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.
Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula
Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula
Verb: When someone, or a group of people attempt to high five another, due to them also appreciating the awesomeness of spatulas. (Trying to get someone to accept a high five, because spatulas are awesome.) Esp. to someone who you do not know.
We should go spatulaing in the store tomorrow!
When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.
Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake