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17. spatula
An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.
Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.
by Wormy Dec 22, 2003 add a video
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1. Spatula
n. A woman who turns straight men gay
"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"
by Brett Jun 26, 2003 add a video
2. Spatula
When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.
I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.
3. spatula
A cool sounding word.
Im cool like a spatula
by anonymous Apr 4, 2003 add a video
4. Spatula
1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount
1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.
5. Spatula
A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.
Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula

Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula
6. Spatula
Verb: When someone, or a group of people attempt to high five another, due to them also appreciating the awesomeness of spatulas. (Trying to get someone to accept a high five, because spatulas are awesome.) Esp. to someone who you do not know.
We should go spatulaing in the store tomorrow!
7. Spatula
The female version of a "Tool"
Mike: Yeah, Jenny thinks she's all that"
Tim: She's definitely a fuckin' spatula dude"
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