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1. spatny
To be identified as the coolest person ever. To have an obsession with animal print-like things. To be associated with Mikers.

Also known as Spatters, Spatter Batter, Special K, and Sputnig
"Oh man, did you see that cool chick over there?"

"You mean Spatny?"
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