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1. spatchcock
A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit
(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)
by Sean Feb 26, 2004 add a video
2. spatchcock
reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula
Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.
by Blake D Oct 7, 2003 add a video
3. spatchcock
The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.
Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!
4. Spatchcock
The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.
Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked
5. spatchcock
the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina
She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.
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