Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).
"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."
by A Dub November 9, 2006
by Corey May 21, 2004
by arnolditis December 22, 2005
by Ricky Harris October 5, 2003
Having football cleats wrapped with athletic tape for ankle support or as a fashion statement. Primarily done by football players.
by bigmixx September 9, 2010
Someone who is loud, obnoxious, annoying, and likes to talk about other people because they are insecure about themself.
Person 1: Oh my god!! Did you see that girl over there?! She be looking like one of those gremlins!!
Hahahahaha!! (Plays annoying TikTok song at max volume for everyone to hear)
Person 2: Wow, what a spat.
Hahahahaha!! (Plays annoying TikTok song at max volume for everyone to hear)
Person 2: Wow, what a spat.
by Random_Internet_Guy_Coda January 23, 2020
Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.
Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.
Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.
by LaurenL April 1, 2007