spartaned 

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

spartaned by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

Sparted 

To be yeeted off a cliff with the help of a kick

I got sparted, he sparted me. Also fuck you DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

Sparted by AGVP June 9, 2020

Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

Spartard by Luciepher March 15, 2011

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

Spartard by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010