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Yo da blunt is out... give me da sparkler.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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Homosexual vampire, produces odd light when in contact with the sun.
Have you seen "Twilight". Yeah that Edward is a complete sparkler.
by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010
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A sparknotes user, who is ussually funny, smart, and hates twilight in everyway.
they BAM! posts, repeat Auntie Sparknotes's advice, and worship the words of widsom of Dan Bregstein.
Most like Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, and GOOD LITERATURE, and also think that nerds rule the world.

See:
"I also wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter until about 5th grade, though for a different reason. My parents had already read the first few books and they were afraid that if I did, then I would start trying to run through walls...or something like that."
- Halloween Friday awards, comment by SamRaven2

"When I saw the confirmation that the googly-eyed maniacs were present in this post, my jaw dropped and then I bounced up and down in my chair...

...and then realized that this might be a slightly unhealthy obsession."
- kat's Illustrated Guide to Kissing, comment by nightshade5509

going in for a pull at 500 mph, i bet that's how harry potter got his scar, the whole "killing curse" nonsense was just a cover-up story

-Kat's Illustrated Guide to kissing, comment by Libbylove22

yes.
We Rule. We are nerds. We are awesome in everyway. JUST GO WITH IT!
Sparkler one:"Is that a Friward? For me?! Really?!" *stares at school computer*
Sparkler two: "You're a sparkler too!?!?!?! Have you read the latest Think Tank? I'm in Phi Beta Dagger now!"
Sparkler one: "Congrats! may the jetpacking werewolves find you one day!" *tackle hugs sparkler two*
by Chabelinni December 20, 2010
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You cum on a girl's face and throw glitter on it afterwards
Your face is shimmering now that I've shot my wad on it!
by Steve December 04, 2004
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A guy who is very flambouyant.
"Damn, your such a sparkler!"
by thats what your face said! January 21, 2010
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That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.
Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
by Schpappy party of 3 April 10, 2006
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