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Pittsburgh PA's way of denouncing Christ's birth and Christmas, in the name of political correctness. Proof that city officials have their heads up their asses!
It's CHRISTMAS, NOT sparkle season!

Pittsburgh's city officials didn't like Jesus so they changed the name of his birthday from Christmas to "sparkle season". God got so pissed when they did this, he ordered thousands of it's citizens to leave the town... that they did! God then changed the name of Pittsburgh, to Pitsburgh, because he thought the town was the pits!
by Crumbfish December 12, 2003

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