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Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.
Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.
Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019
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A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.
Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this
sargon by Cuckkad September 4, 2017
Sargam is a triple threat; beauty brains and butt, she's got it all! Sargam means always being right and being a force of positivity and cuteness.
Person 1: Wow look at this girl, she's so perfect.
Person 2: Well, duh she is sargam.
Sargam by bourgeoisie November 23, 2017

snarglar 

When a snargle becomes normal for any woman.
You got a snargle from that snarglar too?
snarglar by cman86 May 22, 2007
A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013

Sargon's law 

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015