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a bulge of fat around the waist
I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.
by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2008
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the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman
small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't
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The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....
"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."
by Helayne January 30, 2006
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In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.
by jacaranda May 13, 2008
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Playing off the expression third wheel, fifth wheel, etc. A spare tire is a person (male or female) that you bring with you on a date. If the date falls through or you're not having fun, you rely on the spare tire to get you through the night.
Ya she was a total bitch. Good thing I brought Gabe along as my spare tire.
by Dick Breaker April 23, 2010
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The exsessice flab around a male waist

"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Similar to a third wheel, but instead of one couple and a single person, there are two couples and a single person. The name comes from the fifth wheel in a car, or the spare tire.
It was supposed to be a double date, but Tim decided to show up, thus making himself a spare tire.
by sven_meister January 01, 2011
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