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The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?
by chud master August 03, 2008
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the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
by OPPuknoMe May 03, 2007
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A person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. A positive spin on the word thirdwheel. This person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. So the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.
Guy: Aye i want to ask Jane to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure if she'll go, i don really know her that well.

Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!

Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?
by Frank3 August 17, 2011
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A woman that you use when your old one is getting repaired or you are waiting for a new one.
Him: so i thought you and christyna were together
Me: nah man she was a spare tire.
by togbp May 01, 2011
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The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.

John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.
by GingerMarie September 09, 2007
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When a fat person has a ring of fat that hangs off thier pants all around thier midsection resembling a sparetire.
That bitch was carrying a sparetire big enough to put on my car!
by Willhough January 09, 2007
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the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
by poopstick67 January 02, 2009
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