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8.
the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
by poopstick67 January 02, 2009
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9.
A woman that you use when your old one is getting repaired or you are waiting for a new one.
Him: so i thought you and christyna were together
Me: nah man she was a spare tire.
by togbp May 01, 2011
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10.
When a fat person has a ring of fat that hangs off thier pants all around thier midsection resembling a sparetire.
That bitch was carrying a sparetire big enough to put on my car!
by Willhough January 09, 2007
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11.
When your with two other couples or people hooking up. A more sever case of third wheel
"Hey man i head jackie and kevin, jessica and tyler were hooking up while you were there at the movies?"

Yeah dude, felt like succh a spare tire.."
by DragonAF February 04, 2011
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12.
the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
by poopshaft24 January 02, 2009
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13.
The exsessice flab around a male waist

"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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14.
The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?
by chud master August 03, 2008
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